Monthly Archives: August 2011

more sh*t on @eBay nobody wants

1. bath water for half a grand: other than the raunchy item description (you crazy Canadians!) this bottle of orange-scented-vagina-infused water could be all yours. What’s next, tainted toilet water?

2. penis cheetos: yes, finally – a tasty wang that leaves a cheesy residue. as bizarre as this may be, it is nice that they’re only asking for a $1,000 because they’re donating it to charity. i just hope it comes with bubble wrap.

3. panties for your hands: i have no words for this bad boy. however, i am wondering if this will become winter’s newest trend…

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time out for family: my parents are so cute #jealous

30+ years

i’m not one to get sappy or emotional (or artsy!) but i couldn’t help but snap this pic on the beach last week of my parents. after 30+ years, they’re still the best of friends. and yes, they look for seashells on the shore. i hope to be as happy as they are with somebody one day :)

#hurricaneirene, you’re boring. #getahobby

everyone is panicking and freaking out about this dumb hurricane. well, my deepest sympathies do go out to those in NC who are in need with trees falling on cars and shit…..but here in new jersey (i may bite my tongue for this tomorrow), the streets are closed due to the rain. sure it pours then it drizzles then it pours then it drizzles, but i’m over it. i’ve been stuck in my bed for almost 30 hours – which i am not complaining about – however the parkway is closed and so is mcdonalds. obviously, we’re in some deep crap over here. imagine if it was real mayhem. . . .

"i'll never let go!!"

repeat after me: no more broken eyeshadow #DIYproject

have you ever broke your favorite eyeshadow? you know the dust goes everywhere, all over your makeup case, all over your hand and you can never get an even color on your eyes without applying a ton of it. we’ve all been there. but thanks to petitelefant.com, we no longer have to scream over the $20 we spent on a designer eyeshadow. because now we can fix this mess the minute it happens. check it out here.

before

after

goin’ to the chapel and we’re gunna eat cake!

i know, i know – wedding season is over and i’m too young for marriage. but i couldn’t help not falling in love with these eccentric wedding cakes! there’s one for everyone, including the geeky apple store guy who fixes your iPod. feast your eyes (literally) on these delicious works of art. besides, who doesn’t love a wedding?

look who saved the princess

they're building a better relationship (i'm so tacky)

 

the unfortunate yet true story