as much as I personally love saying, “it’s Brittany, bitch,” let me at least introduce myself.
my name is brittany marie and I am 22 years old. I’m an aries without question and I collect designer jeans and 5 inch heels. I have a degree in writing, mainly journalism, but I’d rather spend my time being snarky and making people laugh. I plan to write a series of dating & pre-teen self help books before I turn 40.
I rarely eat vegetables and I would rather sit and watch a season of a TV show or stalk eBay bids than plop down with any old movie. I’m in the retail biz and soon enough my name will be in lights. I love reading pick-up lines and taking screen shots of dumb text messages.
but enough about me, I want to hear about you and your cool sh*t, so please email me at firstname.lastname@example.org so I can brag to the world about how cool you are. because in all honestly, I’m not that cool. xo