how swingers (& sluts) handle valentine’s day

believe it or not, swingers can be either really lonely on v-day or …very occupied. take it from one female swinger, who refers to swinging as “sport sex.”

“It can be lonely,” she told AOL News. “Take New Year’s Eve, for instance. I do a radio show in Florida called the FoXXXy Forum and we did a live remote at a swing club between 9 p.m. and 11 p.m. After the show was over, my co-host ran with her husband and some friends and I was there by myself with nobody to kiss.”

she does have a male ‘swinging’ partner, but overall she’s single. so what’s there to do? luckily yahoo answers offers a few suggestions:

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demi moore is out of the hospital… & out of her mind

demi and her whip-its are out of rehab as of an hour ago. but let’s rewind for a minute. demi, what the f*&k happened to you? imagine a cross between lindsay lohan and jennifer aniston – drugs + downward spirals from break-ups.

so now what’s in store for demi? was it a cry for attention for her lovetoy, ashton? personally, I think she should go back with brucey-baby. because right now, her life is like a dramatic spin on new adventures of old christine (I LOVE THAT SHOW, PS). except nobody uses whip-its anymore, just that group of “don’t-silence-me” 8th graders.

we pity you, demi. you’re middle-aged but you still looked superfly in that charlie’s angels movie. our best wishes are with you.

listen to her 911 call here. not even the 911 responders knew what to do…

make your next rainy day a gossip girl marathon (YES, PLEASE)

I’m a huge tv junkie. in fact, instead of going to the movies or watching a movie from my ondemand, I’d rather sit on my butt and watch season after season of a tv show. or I can switch it up and cover about 2 different shows in a weekend. so when I saw this amazing deal, I couldn’t say no. gossip girl, seasons 1-4, for under $16 each. just click on the link to buy!

you know you love me, xoxo.

gossip girl season 1 | $14 (I love how this is the only box that really resembles the book):

gossip girl season 2 | $14:

gossip girl season 3 | $14:

gossip girl season 4 | $16:

pandora’s ambient radio, an at-home spa

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I get the vibe that a lot of people are sick of pandora, especially now that spotify is here. but it’s time to rediscover the original Internet radio.

as of right now, I’m obsessed with the ambient radio station. no matter where I am, I instantly have spa music in the palm of my hands. I highly recommend it for long showers, drifting off to sleep, or a night of studying.

with serenity just oozing out of the speakers, it’s nearly impossible to not feel at ease and forget about that annoying cashier girl at Starbucks.

so throw some cucumbers on your eyes and put on your ambient radio via pandora.

lea michele, you hot high school slut

dear lea michele,

you looked so good last night at the golden globes. it’s just funny how we forget you’re actually 25 because you play a high schooler on TV. let’s just hope none of the little girl GLEE-ks try to copy this number. they might get sent home from school.

xo, britt