how swingers (& sluts) handle valentine’s day

believe it or not, swingers can be either really lonely on v-day or …very occupied. take it from one female swinger, who refers to swinging as “sport sex.”

“It can be lonely,” she told AOL News. “Take New Year’s Eve, for instance. I do a radio show in Florida called the FoXXXy Forum and we did a live remote at a swing club between 9 p.m. and 11 p.m. After the show was over, my co-host ran with her husband and some friends and I was there by myself with nobody to kiss.”

she does have a male ‘swinging’ partner, but overall she’s single. so what’s there to do? luckily yahoo answers offers a few suggestions:

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how about an empty bowl? 5 cereals that drowned in the milk

let’s travel back to our toddler days for a minute. when eating cereal was the coolest thing you could do before school. and when you got to school, all you did was talk about the cool cereal you just ate. well, here lies some of our most beloved cereal that no longer is with us today:

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#shots #shots #shots have never been so much fun !

summertime and the living is easy. and since getting plastered is so 2004, it’s time to spice up our drink mixes. introducing the Jelly Shot Test Kitchen (aka coolest website ever). they’ve actually transformed our favorite adult beverages into jell-o shots. see below:

personal favorite: the rainbow jelly shot

the mimosa

the blow pop martini jelly shot

and PLENTY more where this came from – there’s even a book!! sorry for tomorrow’s hangover.

salty chocolate #mochalicious

Yup, you read it right. Newest obsession ever is dark chocolate with sea salt mixed in. For those of you chocolate covered pretzel addicts like myself, this one’s for you. Forget the extra carbs and that not-so-healthy milk chocolate. Now we can feed our hearts while still feeling thirsty. I know $4 for a bar is slightly ridiculous, but it’s totally worth it. And it’s sea salt, which means, according to Wendy’s that it’s better for you. So stop binging on empty calories on your next fat day. You are very welcome.