rated R: @lohanthony’s YouTube channel

I’m not sure if the ‘Lohanthony’ trend has caught on by you, but where I live, he has given a whole new meaning to basic. we’re all basic. your shirt is basic. the music you like is basic. in fact, your mom is probably basic. as much as I get a kick – literally – out of him and his pinwheel legs (see the video below)…

I can’t help but wonder if his mother knows what he is up to. can we call this feminine preteen a role model? in fact, I have never in my life heard someone under the age of 15 use the F word more than myself. sure he’s entertaining and I can definitely appreciate that. but peep the video here:

I’m not saying kids are going to start beating each other up over some ‘motha-fuggin’ french fries, but YOU’RE 12. it’s pathetic. I think I was learning what nail polish was and riding my bike. what happened, america?

…and why are we egging him on?

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I saw @kanyewest, before he announced his fatherhood

so thanks to a radio contest on hot 97, yours truly snagged herself two tickets to see kanye west at revel on December 28th as well as a room for the night. I do enjoy watching him perform live, even if he is only on stage for 12.87 minutes. just kidding, it was more like an hour and a half. but enjoy the pics! revel is a very very cool place. you should check it out before it drowns in debt completely.

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beez on the trap aka american idol?

nicki minaj might be joining mariah carey for the upcoming season of american idol. I didn’t think it was true either. but according to perez, thats the way it seems. I don’t think it will make american idol ‘cooler’ as much as it will make her lame.

octomom is making music…and I still have a desk job

and to make matters worse, her song is called “sexy party”. how does she have time to be sexy and/or party with 8 mouths to feed? oh maybe because she definitely doesn’t take care of her kids. and popped out all 8 babies just for media attention. have a listen here on TMZ and let me know your thoughts (because mine aren’t so nice)

at least she makes casey anthony not look so guilty

rah, rah racism: why every preteen’s fave movie makes MLK jr cry (PART 1)

“we’re sexy, we’re cute. we’re popular to-boot.” sound familiar? of course it does. it’s the opening jam of the classic, all-american cheerleading movie – bring it on. i’ll be the first to admit, I love bring it on. as a cheerleader myself, I can watch the competitions go on for hours. but now that I’m older, I can’t help but question the morality of it.

part 1: hometown.

eliza, those digs aren’t too shabby

  • we have rancho carne, ca – a made up town – predominantly white. and predominantly rich. I blatantly remember wanting to remodel my bedroom after kirsten dunst’s room. or wishing my parents were never home like eliza dushku. and can we just stop for a second and reminisce on her backyard? lush green grass and the never-been-touched swing set. each girl has a new car, one girl refers to her dad as an ATM, and they’re cliquey ‘no uber-dykes’ culture just proves their ignorance.

oh no white girl, you did not

  • think of the opposing team, in east compton, ca – more of a real town even though it shares its zip code with the actual compton, ca. 82% of this east compton community is from a hispanic or latino descent. over 1/3 of the population is black. and bring it on writer jessica bedinnger doesn’t stop there. the cheerleading squad is so poor, they have to write to ‘paulette’ (the wannabe oprah), begging for money so they have a shot on espn. the concept itself is honest and really wants the viewer to go with the underdog. but why does this all-black squad have to be so underprivileged? is somebody hinting at something? in fact, there’s even a part where one of the east compton girls threatens to hit a rancho girl. is that stereotypical? do all black girls want to fight? I don’t think so.

and if the producers of bring it on realized this predominant stereotype – why would they let the 4 white girls drive to east compton on a friday night flawlessly? oh right, because the average age of the audience is 13.

let me know how you feel – comment below or tweet me @coolshtbybritt

…..stay tuned for part 2 in the next few days

kristen bell, maybe you should be a zookeeper instead #slothsmakemecry

I’m not sure if anyone caught this clip of the ellen degeneres show from a few days ago, but kristen bell LOVES sloths. so much that just the mention of them makes her cry (?). she loves them so much that she has panic attacks when they are near, like fetal position and all. good thing she got one for her birthday! I can’t say I have ever felt that way about an animal before, but I do agree with her 3-7 zone on her emotional scale. take a peek below: