The coolest thing EVER about eBay is that you can actually bid on literally, anything. Or, bid a penny on absolutely nothing. But here’s a few bids to swallow this morning with your bowl of cereal.
1. The Instrument of Death and Destruction – “This slightly used DIXON TICONDEROGA HD2 pencil was involved in some of my worst dedision processes and must go”

No, I didn’t spell that wrong. I just don’t get why a pencil would take so long to get here? Must be a true bad dedision. Be afraid of the pencil.
2. 1 Gallon of Trash From The Green Belt In Austin, Texas – “The money i am collecting is simply just going into my gas tank, my lunch, and a box of trash bags. And don’t worry, a gallon of trash will not be mailed to your doorstep =) lol”

The concept is smart: to collect money to stop pollution on your school field trip. But with a title like that, prepare to have 0 bids because we all really wanted a gallon of trash on our porches. And I’m not too sure how far 99 cents is going to last in your gas tank.
3. Prison Id Card – “Your bidding on a old prison I’d card HAPPY BIDDING”

How can bidding not be happy when this is your prize? Maybe it’s time I start my prison ID card collection…
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