say goodbye to the boob and regain your brain

if you’re tired of mindlessly flipping through episodes of the Kardashians or some type of real housewife, it’s time to turn your TV off. stop gaping your jaw, yes life exists past American Idol. it’s time to give your eyes a break from the burning plasma glow of your 52″ big screen. try wasting your time learning something education, without even realizing it. enter, my new favorite website: unplugthetv.com

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easy enough. just click the link and BAM! educational YouTube videos at random. you don’t have the option to select your category either, so prepare to show off your skills at next week’s trivia since you’ll be so well-versed in every topic. the videos range from mining in space to historical events an even special sea creatures.

the videos are interesting, alluring, and sometimes funny. you’ll be smarter before you know it. and just think, you could have wasted all of that brain power wondering if Kerry Washington will get fired from the white house.

you’re welcome.

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how swingers (& sluts) handle valentine’s day

believe it or not, swingers can be either really lonely on v-day or …very occupied. take it from one female swinger, who refers to swinging as “sport sex.”

“It can be lonely,” she told AOL News. “Take New Year’s Eve, for instance. I do a radio show in Florida called the FoXXXy Forum and we did a live remote at a swing club between 9 p.m. and 11 p.m. After the show was over, my co-host ran with her husband and some friends and I was there by myself with nobody to kiss.”

she does have a male ‘swinging’ partner, but overall she’s single. so what’s there to do? luckily yahoo answers offers a few suggestions:

4 LOL-worthy tees to wear to brunch this weekend: tim tebow, the amish, etc.

everyone loves having that one t-shirt that they can throw on any hungover morning with jeans, or juicy pants like myself, and get a rise out of their half-dead friends too. and for under $7 (mostly) you might as well get too. in case you get pancake syrup on one.

anything tim tebow does is obviously the right thing | $6.99

 

in case you needed an excuse for the night before | $6.99

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this is just for sh*ts and giggles | $6.99

 

gettin' frisky with electricity | $7.99

kristen bell, maybe you should be a zookeeper instead #slothsmakemecry

I’m not sure if anyone caught this clip of the ellen degeneres show from a few days ago, but kristen bell LOVES sloths. so much that just the mention of them makes her cry (?). she loves them so much that she has panic attacks when they are near, like fetal position and all. good thing she got one for her birthday! I can’t say I have ever felt that way about an animal before, but I do agree with her 3-7 zone on her emotional scale. take a peek below: