I swear it’s pure joy
I know it’s been days, months, weeks, whatever. I suck at maintaining this blog and I truly apologize.
it’s not that I don’t have new material, I honestly do. I’m just lazy. flat out sit on the couch, eat potato chips, watch on demand lazy. (as if there is any other kind of way?)
but this year, with my mantra of no nonsense 2013 – yes I’ve been trying to hash tag it as well – I’m going to update you, if not every day then every week and when my slump hits in, maybe once a month. but to my fans, I promise some solid cool sh*t this year.
and please, if you’d like to guest blog or if you have some awesome web page or language or artwork or Lego creation I should know about, send it to me: email@example.com. I will featur the sh*t out of you.
cheers to a happy & healthy & new year
first they were known for their amazing and comfy canvas slip ons, then they sold out of their supercute wedges, and now these flats are adorable! I bet they’re super comfy. and just like toms always does, when you buy a pair of shoes, a pair gets donated to a third world country.
what are you waiting for?
Graham Cracker S'mores Cookies with a graham cracker base, topped with a chocolate chip marshmallow cookie and chopped Hershey's bars on top. If you are a fan of s’mores, watch out! These are incredible! :) I don't know about you, but I am more than ready for summer. I only have 12 school days left until summer break! I remember when I was a kid I would always wonder what the teachers at our school were going to do the whole summer without us.
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so yeah, get on board with britt – ASAP!
first let me say, I love Yahoo! news because it covers such a wide variety of topics. aside from kate gosselin trying to make money and tim tebow’s sex appeal, I found something that totally stuck out to me – gross office manners.
luckily for me, I work in a retail environment so I don’t have to deal with the aroma of tuna salad sandwiches in my cubicle or my boss’ greasy cowlick. I get to deal with worse things, so I present to you my list of my NASTIEST customers:
1. the shout from the fitting room, “honey, can you get the diaper bag. baby just peed all over her clothes.” YOUR KID WHAT?! if she peed all over her clothes, chances she peed all over the carpet in there. and how dare you ask me for a smaller size in those pants! your precious angel just turned our fitting room into the floor of the 7 train. thanks, bitch.
2. another simple fitting room tip – don’t try on jeans when you have your period without proper protection. and if you’re one of those disgusting people that do (or if you do have an accident), be honest. or at least fold them the way they were so I don’t have to see that stain because your jeans are inside out in a heap on the floor.
3. food. eating when you walk into a store is just plain mean. chances are, we as employees can’t carry snacks and are starving, just waiting for our breaks. or we’re incredibly bored, which also makes us hungry. and we have to watch you eat your oozing egg & cheddar sandwich. and after we’re already pissed off that you have food and we don’t, we have to watch you suck the ketchup off your fingers or wipe the grease on your pants, and then proceed to touch our products. now think of is, how are we going to sell those jeans when they’re covered with your dirty fingerprints? or when you touch that ceramic mug and because your filthy hands are so greasy, it drops and shatters to the floor. in conclusion, save your sandwich for the streets … or better yet, a table.
4. trying on earrings. I still don’t understand why people think this is okay. you don’t know where other people’s ear lobes have been, whose mouthed they’ve touched, etc. and you still go ahead and slide those posts in your ears. imagine if the person who tried them on before you had a pussy ear infection. serves you right. so wipe that bitchy look off your face when I offer to touch those dirty earrings to clean them after your ear puss was on them.
well now that I’m about to throw up my raspberry tea, I’m ending my list here. but I’m not done, FYI.
and PLEASE feel free to share your grossest retail stories below!!!
have a looksie at my new about me page! let me know what you think and be brutally honest.
…but i do suck at keeping this bad boy updating. from now on though, it has become a part of my top 5 priorities to keep this blog fresh to death. don’t like it? i don’t care.
more cool sht to come later today!
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